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This blog is dedicated to show and change the looks of ridiculous female armors (and other outfits) that women tend to have in media; such as games and comics. The purpose is to show that over-sexualized women is not "empowering", but clearly offensive and ridiculous - not to mention it's also clearly out of context. We'll also show that their clothes could be greatly improved with a touch of common sense, equality and character. Feel free to submit!
Please take note that Tica, the creator of RHA, is currently on Hiatus.

March 22 2014, 10pm

...6 months ago


bikiniarmorbattledamage:

How Female Fantasy Armor is Effective - Steve Napierski
Check out the link, it’s an animated version there!

This is totally unrealistic! She sould wear a BIKINI armor, and THEN he should run off! Seesh!

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

How Female Fantasy Armor is Effective - Steve Napierski

Check out the link, it’s an animated version there!

This is totally unrealistic! She sould wear a BIKINI armor, and THEN he should run off! Seesh!

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March 21 2014, 11pm

...6 months ago


eschergirls:

Unfortunately for her, she picked up a cursed sword of destroy armor and now she can’t get rid of it.

"Take my sword! It’s literally destroying me! I can’t even make proper expressions anymore!"

eschergirls:

Unfortunately for her, she picked up a cursed sword of destroy armor and now she can’t get rid of it.

"Take my sword! It’s literally destroying me! I can’t even make proper expressions anymore!"

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March 21 2014, 10pm

...6 months ago


eschergirls:


ayoza submitted:


"Skip the grind! in your undies!”  the first thing that came to me when I saw this banner

After seeing so many “this game is totally about sex and not a strategy RPG or MMORPG or anything boring like that!” ads that promise me orgies, wild sex, safe word free BDSM, a completely woman free space, etc… this is almost quaint.  They’re not even making a joke about her grinding us or anything.  How are they EVER going to make it in this market with just a bikini warrior woman? xD

Is that tiny little thing even a weapon?

eschergirls:

"Skip the grind! in your undies!”  the first thing that came to me when I saw this banner

After seeing so many “this game is totally about sex and not a strategy RPG or MMORPG or anything boring like that!” ads that promise me orgies, wild sex, safe word free BDSM, a completely woman free space, etc… this is almost quaint.  They’re not even making a joke about her grinding us or anything.  How are they EVER going to make it in this market with just a bikini warrior woman? xD

Is that tiny little thing even a weapon?

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March 20 2014, 11pm

...6 months ago


I-I’m so confused.

I-I’m so confused.

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March 20 2014, 10pm

...6 months ago


I actually like(d) the idea of a grown up woman!Riding Hood, in a combination of girlish wear and demonic looks, together with a tough, take-no-shit look… but it seems like she forgot the rest of her outfit.

I actually like(d) the idea of a grown up woman!Riding Hood, in a combination of girlish wear and demonic looks, together with a tough, take-no-shit look… but it seems like she forgot the rest of her outfit.

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March 19 2014, 11pm

...6 months ago


sassy-gay-justice:

Gloria from Devil May Cry 4 has always fascinated me with her absurdity.

I wonder, if we’d see this guy kick in the air, would we also see him in a  close-up without underwear? O:

sassy-gay-justice:

Gloria from Devil May Cry 4 has always fascinated me with her absurdity.

I wonder, if we’d see this guy kick in the air, would we also see him in a close-up without underwear? O:

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March 19 2014, 10pm

...6 months ago



spiffae submitted:
I’d just like to point out that the developers of the new Injustice: Gods Among Us game seem to be reading your blog - and this armor actually makes sense!

Am I allowed to think that every good bit of armor that comes our way was the result of content creator types frequenting RHA? Or would that go to my head and make me think WE ARE THE GREATEST BLOG EVER MWAHAHAHA… oh… that answers that question.
Still, Barbara Gordon’s looking good here. It’s a shame that, in the very same game, Harley Quinn most certainly isn’t.
-Staci

spiffae submitted:

I’d just like to point out that the developers of the new Injustice: Gods Among Us game seem to be reading your blog - and this armor actually makes sense!

Am I allowed to think that every good bit of armor that comes our way was the result of content creator types frequenting RHA? Or would that go to my head and make me think WE ARE THE GREATEST BLOG EVER MWAHAHAHA… oh… that answers that question.

Still, Barbara Gordon’s looking good here. It’s a shame that, in the very same game, Harley Quinn most certainly isn’t.

-Staci

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March 18 2014, 11pm

...6 months ago


zagglezig submitted:

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Blademaster, warrior, and archer, respectively, from the Tynon class selection screen.

I admit to being a little surprised that most of the males were poorly armored, as well. Guess there was a short supply of metal and the animals got most of it.

Ah, Tynon, lovely to see more from this game. I don’t think we’d heard about the animal-loving aspect of it yet. Protect your furry friends, go naked yourself.

For those not willing to click that link, here’s a refresher in Tynon ads:

arlmyeamon submitted:

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With all those fancy feathers and jewelry on her shoulder, I think she really needs to start rethinking her financial priorities…

unlabeledpunk submitted:

I don’t know if you’ve been given this yet, but…what is she even wearing?! Like, seriously, how are her boobs not falling out of that!? Also, her squishy bits are totally up for being stabbed. Not sure how great of armor that is if it’s so easy to be STABBED, I prefer a full chest of full plate myself, but maybe I’m the insane one. I haven’t played the game yet, but with the advertising, I personally don’t want to if that’s the kind of armor I’d be getting.

And then compared to Tynon in-game:

H. Savinien submitted:

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This is apparently “an elite knight named Rosaline”, an archer, in her advertising/fanservice and chibi gameplay modes.  (I’m 80% sure they’re both meant to be the same character.) For the love of all things holy, someone get Rosaline some fricking armor.  She’s got a wizard to defeat and I’m sure some clothes would help with that.

So while the recap stuff has all been fixed here before, I invite people to fix the Tynon animal advocates. Which may or may not be an excellent band name.

-Staci

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March 18 2014, 10pm

...6 months ago


Why is it that ALL lady-monsters are super-sexy and extremely humanoid, instead of, y’know, monster-ish? Also, why is this an excuse to make them near-naked?

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March 17 2014, 11pm

...6 months ago


lulzycat:

repair-her-armor:

Ria is tired of your shit.

Costumes in visual media help a viewer connect with a character, and understand subtleties about who that character is by how they present themselves. When every female warrior in a video game wears next to nothing not only is it a loss for visual character development, but it means that every female is essentially defined in the same way: boobs and butt.

Which is why I love repair-her-armor so much. It’s crazy how the base “look at my boobs and butt” armor, redesigned for functionality makes you all of a sudden care about a character more. Not because she’s now clothed (or some modesty nonsense), but because viewers interpret aspects of the costume as visual cues for the personality of the character who wears it.

Reblogging for the comment above!